Thanks to Fafblog for this little gem. It’s so gosh darn versatile, I applied it to just about every situation I was in this weekend. (And I was in the Great State of Maine for a wedding, which made this particularly humorous and appropriate. For Democrats.)

So we’re ridin on down the road in our Cross Country Journey of…the American Dream when Donald Rumsfeld hits a moose.”Maybe we should stop an get a tow truck,” says me.”Gosh, that seems pretty excessive,” says Donald Rumsfeld. “I mean, was a moose hit? Yes. Do the antlers sticking through the windshield make driving trickier? You bet. But should we just turn around and quit because the road got a little bumpy? I’d say no.”