Amsterdam in 60 seconds or less

big attractive friendly people — canals — perfect english — (except when speaking dutch, which unfortunately sounds to the untrained ear like someone’s expectorating on you… e.g. van gogh = van goggcchhhhhhhhk) — bikes — bike lanes — bike drivers exempt from rules — ikea interiors, except the for “coffeehouses” = “marijuana dens” — Heineken — amstel — Heineken — amstel — canals — canals — anne frank — van gogh — gouda cheese — other cheese — bike bells — protecting the environment — colonialism — mercedes taxis — taxi drivers in suits — electric trams — bikes — Netherlands — Dutch — East India Company — croissonterie — clean streets — bikes — prostitutes — gambling — Heineken — “coffeeshop” — Les Pays Bas — Holland — Netherlands — daffodils — windmills — Dutch

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