Bring us a Halloween Draft

Wouldn’t it be easier if they just randomly assigned halloween costumes to us all?Just a few of the many reasons why this would improve all of our lives (and all of our Halloweens):

  1. Lame costume? Blame it on the lottery. Hey, you did the best you could.
  2. Stressing about what to be? Just check your assignment and put all that time and energy into planning a good costume.
  3. Not sure if you should dress up or not? You shouldn’t even be asking this question anymore. We all received our costume assignments, so don’t let us all down.
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4 thoughts on “Bring us a Halloween Draft

  1. ben, ok, you may be onto something, but we’re all fascists at heart, aren’t we? tell me honestly that you don’t want to be in charge of the world.

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