You started this, Beyonce; only you can end it.

Beyonce is really messing up the beginning of 2007 with that horrible ‘to the left’ song (Irreplaceable) that is now playing on every single radio in every home, storefront, elevator, and lobby across this country. I was hoping that it would go away before the end of the year so that we could start fresh, but now it has completely infiltrated the country’s airwaves and our brains.This morning i woke up to the ‘song’ as Seacrest reached number two on America’s Top 40. Then they went to commercial break and started the next set with the same damn song, playing it at least two times in a 10 minute period.First, the song is terrible. Second, the chorus doesn’t make any sense. Third, the song is terrible.About that chorus. What exactly, you may ask, is “to the left, to the left, to the left, to the left, to the left, to the left” that could be so important? Oh, just a box of crap that her replaceable ex is coming by to pick up. It’s central to the message of the song, you see. If the box of crap were to the right (of what, we do not know), then everything would be completely different. And the guy definitely wouldn’t be nearly as replaceable, or irreplaceable. Well, fortunately we have more important things to worry about right now than Beyonce. Still, I hope she retracts her song or someone hurries up and puts out a new chart topper and saves us from more pain.

One thought on “You started this, Beyonce; only you can end it.

  1. "you must not know ’bout me, you must not know ’bout me…."Singing despite your hating…although Michael, you’re irreplaceable.And you are definitely "to the left."

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